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Boosmörgåsbord: People who post using the opossum tag need to stop talking/laughing...
People who post using the opossum tag need to stop talking/laughing about killing opossums and how badass they are for killing something ‘full of rabies’.
Opossums are actually highly resistant to rabies, more so than almost any other mammal. They aren’t typically diseased. They help keep the…
auwa:
oh this shit again
fuck
oldschool transformers
fuck
why
this creeps me the fuck out wtf am I even looking at
laughing so fucking much. oh my god. how hes basically a wiener in the beginning
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Nyctalus leisleri - Lesser Noctule
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“my boyfriend calls a blowjob finding a nemo, because in the end, all his little one finned babies are discovered in my mouth.”
holy shit
ho lee shit
using this
HAPPY 65TH BIRTHDAY, DAVID BOWIE
↳ january 8th, 1947
vlammen in your pants :’)
Christian Science In Your Pants.
The Art of Seduction In Your Pants
Retribution Falls In Your Pants.
Yup, That works.
A Game of Thrones In Your Pants
A Clash of Kings In Your Pants… suggestive.. ;)
A Feast for Crows In Your Pants…
……………..
A Dance with Dragons in Your Pants
YES GOOD
The Picture of Dorian Gray…in your penis
tsk,tsk Sarah…one track mind here I see ;)
The thesaurus… in your pants.
Doctor Strange… in your pants!
Bossypants..IN YOUR PANTS.